In my defense, I really think Monday Magic works as a quirky weekly column. If you disagree, I will eat your fingers.
This week’s item is a fantastic find on Etsy, via Uncrate. It’s the perfect accessory for anyone that ever wanted to become a mustachio’d..anything. Currently sold out (because it’s genetically predisposed to being awesome) I plan to buy one as soon as they’re back in stock, and then apply for a position at Franklin Fountain. If they ask if it’s fake I’ll just twitch and make it move realistically.