There are conceptual designs, and there are tables designed by French designer John Nouanesing. It only takes 5 seconds to figure out how this table could work (it’s not real or for sale..just yet) but that surely doesn’t take away from how fracking badass it looks. Avid watchers of Showtime’s Dexter may begin to salivate at the sight of this.
I would suggest having it in white and calling it “Spilled Milk” or in lime green and it could fit into any Nickelodeon-themed dining room. The possibilities are endless but they’re all pretty damn cool in our book!